Tuesday, June 05, 2007

TOdaay i ate 2 pizza

When i came i class today, i found in the trash a box of a ASUS labtop??!
i was like wtf? but then i thought maybe mr jonson bought a new labtop
but i was like (again) what i am doing in this class, so..... i went outside
i went to tim and lara and they said w're goign to play basketball
and then we're going ot go swimming

Thursday, May 17, 2007

i like to help helpless people






i like all those movies

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

I'm too sexy for my shirt

I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my loveLove's going to leave meI'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirtSo sexy it hurtsAnd I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for MilanNew York and JapanAnd I'm too sexy for your partyToo sexy for your partyNo way I'm disco dancingI'm a model you know what I meanAnd I do my little turn on the catwalkYeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeahI do my little turn on the catwalkI'm too sexy for my car too sexy for my carToo sexy by farAnd I'm too sexy for my hatToo sexy for my hat what do you think about thatI'm a model you know what I meanAnd I do my little turn on the catwalkYeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeahI shake my little touche on the catwalkI'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my'Cos I'm a model you know what I meanAnd I do my little turn on the catwalkYeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeahI shake my little touche on the catwalkI'm too sexy for my cat too sexy for my catPoor pussy poor pussy catI'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my loveLove's going to leave meAnd I'm too sexy for this song

Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Lim Jeong-Hyun

he's a cool korean kid, he was knows for his video
he was payed like a thouthoud time per day, thats a looooooot of shit
he was 13 he's awsome

Monday, May 07, 2007

NORA IS ****

today something really funny happened:
when nora got into the room she said: i sat on it and it broke<
then matt said "thats what he said"
it means like the girl was havving butt sex and she broke his penis
that was like she as havving a really good moment with that guy right?
but then he wasnt strong enought and so he broke it

Thursday, May 03, 2007

woo waa wee woo





thats what borat says: woo waa wee woo
thats the sound he likes to say when he's really happy
or when something cool happens to him or just happens
he's really funny and has a cool acsent
i wish i was NOT like him

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

hella good

The waves keep on crashing on me for some reasonBut your love keeps on coming like a thunderboltCome here a little closer'Cause I wanna see you, baby, real close up(Get over here) (Get over here)You got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancingYou hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing keep on dancingA performance deserving of standing ovationAnd who would have thought it'd be the two of usSo don't wake me if I'm dreaming'Cause I'm in the mood come on and give it upYou've got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancingYou hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing keep on dancingYou've got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancingYou hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing keep on dancingOoh yeah yeahOoh yeah yeahYou've got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancingYou hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing keep on dancingYou've got me feeling hella good So let's just keep on dancingYou hold me like you should So I'm gonna keep on dancing keep on dancingKeep on dancingKeep on dancing

Friday, April 27, 2007






Counter-Strike, commonly abbreviated to CS, is a tactical first-person shooter video game which originated from a Half-Life mod of the same developers, Minh "Gooseman" Le and Jess "Cliffe" Cliffe, featuring real-world weapons and shootouts. The game has been expanded into a series since its original release, which currently includes Counter-Strike: Condition Zero, Counter-Strike: Source and Counter Strike on Xbox.
Counter-Strike puts a team of counter-terrorists against a team of terrorists in rounds of competition won by completing an objective or eliminating the opposing force. The latest incarnation of the game, Counter-Strike: Source, is based on the Source engine developed for Half-Life 2. Signs of Counter-Strike's wide influence can be found in mods for games such as Quake III Arena, Unreal Tournament, and other standalone shooters such as Global Operations, America's Army, Call of Duty,True Combat Elite and many more.
As of May 2006, Counter-Strike is still the most widely played online first-person shooter in the world. In 2002 there were over 30,000 populated Counter-Strike servers on the Internet (second place was Unreal Tournament with about 9,800). In 2004, GameSpy statistics showed over 85,000 players simultaneously playing Counter-Strike at any point in time, and in 2006, Steam regularly shows over 200,000 players for Counter-Strike[1] (this includes Counter-Strike: Source, Counter-Strike: Condition Zero and Counter-Strike). According to statistics gathered by Valve's content-delivery platform, Steam, these players collectively contribute to over 6.177 billion minutes of playing time each month, as in February 5, 2007[1] solidifying its position as the most popular online first-person shooter in history. Counter-Strike was originally played online through the WON gaming service, which was shut down in 2004,[2] forcing players to switch to Steam (to which a section of players responded by creating their own WON network, dubbed WON2).

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Helium





yea so during lunch i was with my friends right? os i was with them and than i tryed to get a ballon from the cafeteria, after i came back to the sit and i started to breath the helium, it was fun

Monday, April 23, 2007

do u know better than beer . com





obtical illusion are really fun, you can see something but its not really there its fun there is a tall dumc blong guy standing in jonhson's but he's not suppose to be there

Thursday, April 19, 2007

stormtrooper: TK-421





You, the fan, know you've wanted a Stormtrooper armor since the first time you saw them on the big screen at your local Movie Theater. You've swooned over them ever since and untill now had no idea how to get your hands on one. Well my freinds, it's time you used those hands and brains, and built something.
That's right , this website will show you how to build a stormtrooper costume from the ground-up. Everything from making a bodycast of yourself to sculpting out the parts correctly, and then pulling vacuumformed plastic for the final pieces. Its' all right here. So sit back and start reading, and dont forget to print out these pages too. Hard copy is still the best reference material when your hard at work in the REAL world

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tests

To look at a typical newsstand, pakistan's press appears vibrant and diverse. there are more than 100 national newspapers -- several dozen in English -- and judging by the oft fiery editirial pages, columnists and journalists are free from shackles. Compare this to other Muslim nations where journalists are routinely jailed, or worse, for the slightest against the ruling institution. Egypt. Morocco.

But according to local blogger mohammad khan, "it's one of the biggest hoaxes there is -- the belief that the (Pakistani) press is free."

Indeed. Reporters without border ranks pakistan 157th out of 168 countries in terms of press restrictions. the pakistan press foundation reported that 33 jounalists were recently "detained" for protesting police action again a broadcaster in islambad.

so far, bloggers like khan have managed to fly below the government's radar, but the internet is coming quickly to this nation that borders not just india, but also china, afghanistan and iran. a growing middle class already has DSL at home. internet cafes, thoughts still limited, offer decent connection for just 20 rupees (33 cent) an hour.

Friday, April 13, 2007

ASS LIKE DAT

The way you shake it, I can't believe it I ain't never seen an ass like that The way you move it, you make my pee pee go Doing, doing, doing.
matt think he'so handsome police say Freez
matt's blog is pretty cool halo monster tryfle

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Fouck youuu? fouck mee?






Teletubbies are the best show of the ancian world, Teletubbies is a BBC children's television series, particularly aimed at babies and preschool children, produced from 1997 to 2001 by Ragdoll Productions. It was created by Anne Wood CBE, Ragdoll's creative director, and Andrew Davenport, who wrote each of the show's 365 episodes. Narrated by Tim Whitnall, the programme was a rapid critical and commercial success in Britain and abroad, particularly notable for its high production values; it won a BAFTA in 1998.
Although the show is aimed at children between the ages of one and four, it has been a substantial cult hit with older generations, particularly university students[citation needed]. "Teletubbies Say Eh-Oh!", a single based on the show's theme song, reached number 1 in the UK Singles Chart in December 1997 and remained in the Top 75 for 32 weeks, selling over a million copies.
In 2007 the show is celebrating its tenth anniversary with a new illustrated art style and website.

Friday, March 30, 2007

Dropkick murphys

Dropkick Murphys are a celtic punk band formed in Quincy, Massachusetts, USA. First playing together in the basement of a friend's barbershop, they blended Oi!, Irish music, and hardcore. Their influences include such outfits as Stiff Little Fingers, The Pogues, AC/DC, The Clash and the Swinging Utters. Their name was taken from a rehab center.
The band has made a name for itself and built a following by their non stop touring all over the world and their famous St. Patrick's Day weekend shows, which are held in Boston. The Dropkick Murphys also support the Unions of any trade, and many of their songs are about the rising and strength of brotherhood and solidarity within the Unions.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Blogger is not really cool

My beloved monster and meWe go everywhere togetherWearing a raincoat that has four sleevesGets us through all kinds of weather She will always be the only thingThat comes between me and the awful stingThat comes from living in a world that's so damn mean My beloved monster is toughIf she wants she will disrobe youBut if you lay her down for a kissHer little heart it could explode She will always be the only thingThat comes between me and the awful stingThat comes from living in a world that's so damn mean La la la la la la la laLa la la la la la

Monday, March 26, 2007

Industrial Revolution

Many modern inventions were developed during the industrial revolution. Edward Jenner created one vaccine for smallpox and saved many lives. Before the smallpox vaccine there was no hope for those with smallpox. The more hazardous inoculation had been practiced throughout the latter half of the 17th century by physicians in India, China, Turkey, Persia, and Africa. Electricity enables greater production, transportation and communication. The electric light, prior to Edison, was nothing usually more than an arc, jumping between two carbon rods. The brilliant light from a pair of rods equaled, if not excelled, that provided by its nearest rival, the gas lamp. These two inventions contributed to a better standard of living for everyone in he community than and now. The inventions of this period played a major role in the progress of society.

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

I'm sick

i feel like crap, my head hurts,
my stomach was huting this morning,
i was full vey easily,
it weird because i dont usualy feel like that
. i'm usualy fine,
i'm healthy, i'm a healthy person.
every body who knows me will say that i don t get sick very easily. its not natural

Friday, March 16, 2007

SEx

Who is under 14-15 really knows what sex is, khoi is like an extremly unknowing person about sexual intercource, its like someting that sexual activity: activities associated with sexual intercourse; "they had sex in the back seat"arouse: stimulate sexually; "This movie usually arouses the male audience"sex in a monogamous relationship where neither party is infected with a sexually transmitted disease or urinary tract infection is considered to be "safe." However, many healthcare professionals believe there really is no such thing as "safe" sex, and the only way to be truly safe is to abstain as all forms of sexual contact carry some risk.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Today, i will talk abou how the clas of today is full of random people. they are from house one, house 2,

Don't Believe That Virginity Is As Common As It Used To BeSome Of Them A Worth Leave The NightsGal A Stick Out Pon A My NightYo-aThe Gal Fit Lack Of TrafficMan Them Burn Cloche And Try Don't Get Her StickJust Like A Cherry Every Man Trying Fi PickThe Man A Fly Belt Buckle And A Try Down-zipWatch It[chorus:]All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramAll Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramLook How The Man Them Line Up LongEverybody Want Piece Of The ActionMan Them Want Fi See Them Long JohnGal She Deh Ya And The Gal True CommanderTrue She Command, That No Mean She A OneWine Pon The Gal If The Gal At DivanPon Top A Man A Where She Frequent Tone[chorus:]All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramAll Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramSay WaIf You A Virgin, Know That You A VirginGal Me Say Put Upon Your Hand, AhaIf You A Virgin, If You A VirginGal Me Say Put Upon Your Hand, AhaWell A Lie Them A Tell, Well A Lie Them A TellAsk Weh She Did Deh Pon Mi DivanSay Wa[chorus:]All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your Gram (ooh Do You Hear Me)All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramOh Suzetta Give To Every ManBody On The Ship And Everything In ActionTrue She A Virgin I Man Read Fi LongMe A True Guy And Have Not More WomanCarry Her Around Mi Loverboy MansionWash Her Foot Inna Mi Loverboy Wash PanLay Down Inna Mi Loverboy DivanRub Her Down With The Loverboy LotionPut On Mi Rub-a-loverboy TrojanThen Me Come Give Her Some Loving Action[chorus:]All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramAll Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your Gram (ooh Do You Hear)Suzie Deh Ya And She Never Touched YetBeverly Deh Ya And She Never Touched YetGal You A Gal And You No Big Woman YetTrue You Deh Ya And You Are Boss MarvellousCome Pack A Copy Inna The Little Tight DressGal A Sixteen, She No Big Woman YetIf You Touch A Gal Sentence You Go Get[chorus:]All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramAll Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramThe Gal Fit Lack Of TrafficMan Them Burn Cloche And Try Don't Get Her StickJust Like A Cherry Every Man Trying Fi PickThe Man A Fly Belt Buckle And A Try Down-zipWatch ItThe Gal Deh YaSuzie She Deh YaAngela She Deh YaBawl It Now You Deh YaYou Come A Dancehall, Gal Just Move Up Your StructureBubble To The Left, Right And Bubble To The CenterNo Man Can Claim You, Your Virgin SisterHand Inna The Air And Wine Up Your StructureSo Weh Me Say[chorus:]All Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your GramAll Virgins Put Upon Your HandAll Virgins Grap Up Your Gram

Monday, March 12, 2007

Thy bord shall win

M Ost sacred fire, that burnest mightilyIn liuing brests, ykindled first aboue,Emongst th'eternall spheres and lamping sky,And thence pourd into men, which men call Loue;Not that same, which doth base affections moueIn brutish minds, and filthy lust inflame,But that sweet fit, that doth true beautie loue,And choseth vertue for his dearest Dame,Whence spring all noble deeds and neuer dying fame:

thta is why i say that thy bord shall win because is da best of the world
the rasbery is cool but is not

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Dumb





Welcome to the home page of DUMB, a 3d game engine for GNU/Linux (and other OSes) distributed under the GNU General Public Licence

Another new festure with version 0.04 is XProtoThing, an application for previewing protothings under X. This tool will make it easier to develop new objects and monsters for use with all new games.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Red bull



Red bull is very bad for people, it kills your heart, so for every body that is drining red bull ya all should STOP RIGHT NOW, and you nick yoou got it you shooudl stop drinking right now cause it wil kill, i also really like chlin chapliin he is soo cool, the movie i downloaded reently are flyboys, fight club, jackass 1-2,

Red bull



Red bull is very bad for people, it kills your heart, so for every body that is drining red bull ya all should STOP RIGHT NOW, and you nick yoou got it you shooudl stop drinking right now cause it wil kill, i also really like chlin chapliin he is soo cool, the movie i downloaded reently are flyboys, fight club, jackass 1-2,

Friday, March 02, 2007

My beloved monster and me

My beloved monster and me
We go everywhere together
Wearing a raincoat that has four sleeves
Gets us through all kinds of weather
She will always be the only thing
That comes between me and the awful sting
That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean
My beloved monster is toughIf she wants she will disrobe you
But if you lay her down for a kiss
Her little heart it could explode
She will always be the only thing
That comes between me and the awful sting
That comes from living in a world that's so damn mean
La la la la la la la laLa la la la la la

Wednesday, February 28, 2007

yyea right

A ridiculously long lasting idea...

Could you possibly play video game coutinuously 4 strait hours?
Before you select your lucky joy stick, are you sure you can focus
that long on annihilating planet Earth? if so,
let us take you to our leading at wwwstridegumcom

Monday, February 26, 2007

Kingdom hearts





A ridiculously long lasting idea....
Hey. How's the gum? Hope its working fo you.
Listen, while we're talking. We're looking for a few people who
have lots of free time and ab idea of what to do with it.
Got one? well bring it to www.STRIDEgum.com

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Pornography

if you are under age, dont look at this bloog!!!!
i like sex, It's niiiiiice(borat accent)
having sex?
its i dont know how to explain but it feels good





Posted By:Dony



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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

today

I wish i was a girl, i feel so girly
i'm like: lalalalalalalalalalalala
and like, like a bus
i wish i had booooobs
they are like sexy
and like:" wow"
i feel like i could understand nora a little more
she like dumb
btu i'm a boy soo yea i cant understand her
but if i was girl , i could sell my body to my teacher to get all A"s"
and still be ugly

Friday, February 16, 2007

RC airplane

i love to play with airplanes, i had one but it broke when i was in africa so i coulnd repair it, i was sad because i loved that little airplane, it broke when i was flying low then there was a tent on the right side so after it i turned but the problem was that there was another tent after so i just crashed into it and then the perpeler broke into 2 pieces so yea i was sda and unhappy

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

YO

YO i'm a ganster, she liked it when i drew on my paper
bitch suck my weiner
i'm a gangster
my ryms are bad
i'm a gangster
i drops out of school at the age of 3, because my teacher play to hate on me
i'm gangster bitch suck on my weiner
i walk arond town wih a start erection and gave your mom a yeast infection
i saw a police man and i punchd him in the eye... to serve and protect what a lie

Monday, February 05, 2007

hot Dog






Uh-oh! hot dog hot dog are good they are hot dog , the word hot dog is like a hot dog, like a hot-dog, hot stands for hot like heat or warm and dog means puppy or dog but moslty mean FOOD

Uh-oh hot dog!
they are the greatest thing that happen fo america the made ppl FAT there ar a lot of calories in HOt dogs there are ade f chemical studies

Thursday, February 01, 2007

max

its a cachy phrase: You snooze, you lose. But cutting out those 40 wink would be bad idea. All mammals sleep, fish sleep, bird sleep and even fruit flies sleep. If an animal is deprived of sleep they die- faster than if they're denied food

Obviously, sleep rests the body, but in a different way tha wathing TV does. The body grows and heals during sleep. The body's metabolic system shift

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

bla la ala al l al alllala

i wanted to writabout how teachers dont assign anythng durung the yea and then at the end they all give us a ton of hard and difficult project to do, i hate dta its just so dumb. i think it's just to see us struggling, i think they really like that. thye like to see us being not doing anything durin the yea.

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

Halo (its nice)




hao is a geret game you evet iu i en should eb playing dat gameits like the shoutting killing fucking games in the world. it was made by asian people with americn players-games
whicha er playing games all day. they are know for thei great gaming

Monday, January 08, 2007






it s sooo good and every one should eat this cake or pie whatever